无声的感谢
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010502" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010502"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20240106162148front2_0_1678349_FsWVGNpMoouhKTgfaFpUv4RUm0zm.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOi_h-ecvOS6keeDnzY2Ng==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/90/dy/10/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="570" height="557" data-qf-origin="forum/20240106162148front2_0_1678349_FsWVGNpMoouhKTgfaFpUv4RUm0zm.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOi_h-ecvOS6keeDnzY2Ng==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/90/dy/10/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p>苏轼苏长公说:“我自从狱中出来后,就不再杀害一物,有人送我螃蟹和蛤之类,我总是到江边把它们放生,就算是不活,也好过它们被人烧煮。”</p><p> </p><p>因为自己得以摆脱灾难,而想到这不异于鸡鸭等摆脱厨房之苦,于是不忍心再为满足口腹之欲,而去使无数生灵遭受无量的恐怖。</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>已死的母熊</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20240106162255front2_0_1678349_Fl9WrGbWw92hbbMxpSMFojwZPPs2.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOi_h-ecvOS6keeDnzY2Ng==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/90/dy/10/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="514" height="485" data-qf-origin="forum/20240106162255front2_0_1678349_Fl9WrGbWw92hbbMxpSMFojwZPPs2.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOi_h-ecvOS6keeDnzY2Ng==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/90/dy/10/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p>猎人进山里打猎,用枪打中了母熊。母熊虽然被击中了要害,却还是端正的坐着不动。</p><p> </p><p>猎人觉得很诧异,于是走上前去看,发现母熊怀中正抱着巨石,而巨石下面有三只小熊正在戏水玩耍。母熊之所以死了还不倒下的原因,就是怕巨石滚落下去砸伤小熊。</p><p> </p><p>猎人被感动了,于是发誓从此终身不再打猎。</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> 垂死的犬</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20240106162457front2_0_1678349_FrbEKAm35IFaV_EhZkv6U7MVz5VZ.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOi_h-ecvOS6keeDnzY2Ng==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/90/dy/10/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="490" height="406" data-qf-origin="forum/20240106162457front2_0_1678349_FrbEKAm35IFaV_EhZkv6U7MVz5VZ.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOi_h-ecvOS6keeDnzY2Ng==/fontsize/400/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/90/dy/10/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/100/gravity/Center/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p>有一个商人带着狗出远门去要债,回来的时候在道路旁休息。等到要走了,狗却忽然狂叫不已,还不断去咬他的裤脚。</p><p> </p><p>商人大怒,去打这只狗,狗受了重伤后跑开了。于是他重新上路,走着走着才想起自己把装钱的口袋遗忘在了道路旁,这时才明白狗为什么咬他的裤脚。</p><p> </p><p>等商人急忙返回休息的地方时,看到他的狗正抱着钱袋子趴卧在地上。狗见到商人到来,长号一声,死去了。</p><p> </p><p> </p> <!----></div> 有宋一朝,塞北岭南,一切飞禽走兽,听到一位文豪的名字,就会瑟瑟发抖。这位叫苏轼的老先生,有一个被动技能:
只要皇帝老子哪天看他不顺眼,把他贬到外地,当地一切长肉的动物,就会遭遇灭顶之灾。
没办法,苏东坡实在太爱小动物了,顿顿都有。
一双筷子一支笔光耀千年的他,在多舛的命途里,几乎吃遍了大宋朝能吃的一切肉。
羊肉最流行,吃!连脊骨都给它啃干净!
猪肉没人吃,买!一天炖两碗当早饭!
鱼虾蟹,有什么吃什么!河底都给你捞光!
在小动物们看来,这老爷爷就是岭南扫街嘴,黄州大胃王,吞食天地的大宋哥斯拉。
然而,老饕如东 虎山居士 发表于 2024-1-26 07:42
哈哈
我也是刚好看的。
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